This is what happens when you ask people to draw a map of the USA from memory.
I’ll have what the last person is having.
i went shopping for school supplies yesterday
growing up sucks because you realize $1000 isn’t a lot of money
What the fuck is in the Malik blood? This is insane. Holy geezus…
i’m feeling very attacked right now
When the cashier hold’s up your $20 to see if it’s real
even dead i’m better than u
Really? Because i busted out and you’re still stuck there. Enjoy your very tiny accommodations.
Wtf is this
When you’re with two other friends and they’re talking to each other and you’re just there like
Currently drinking: The best Butterbeer I have ever tasted.
water is wet
the sun is hot
leaves are green
Republicans are white
the internet summed up in one gif set
Liz Climo on Tumblr.
this really cheered me up
Why should we accept you
*raps the entire verse of anaconda and laughs nicki's nasty laugh flawlessly*
damn son you in